To Charlie Sheen: An Open Letter From Muammar Gadaffi

Dear Chuckie,

First of all may I just say I am a big fan and I love the movie you did with your brother Elio where you guys played two garbagemen. I almost peed in my pants it was so funny. Very, very under-rated movie. I am sure in the years to come it will be viewed as a cult movie like “Battlefield Earth” another very, very funny cult movie.
I know that you have extended your hand to Lindsey Lohan recently to give her advice and it prompted me to do the same with you my son.

I have been reading about the tough time you’ve been having because of this Jew fellow, and I want you to know that I am with you. I too am the victim of a Zionist plot to oust me from my role which has also been boring for me too, but now I want it back. I heard you make 20 million dollars a week. Just so you know, thats the amount of change I use to play the slot machines in my presidential palace.

In case you haven’t heard, I will be needing to vacate my place of residency asap before they burn it down and all my gold melts. I was thinking perhaps while you are on this hiatus that you would consider putting me up in your Hollywood Mansion. We can be like the two brothers you play with that Jew actor- the one who cries? If we can find an appropriate kid we can pretend to be in our own show: “Two and a “Half anti-Semites!”

I hope to hear back from you soon. I hope to hear back from you VERY soon. As a back up I will now be writing to Mel Gibson but I would much rather live with you.

Thank You,


His Excellency Almost in Exile


  • Dianne
    March 3, 2011 - 11:49 AM | Permalink

    YOU are Nuts Lol so funny !!!!!!

  • magicjeannie37
    March 3, 2011 - 3:34 PM | Permalink

    wha??????????????? too funny for words, or maybe his words are too funny?

  • Susan Blevins
    March 4, 2011 - 12:27 PM | Permalink

    Groucho, I think “his madness in exile” should come live with you!

    • Mucho Groucho
      March 4, 2011 - 12:28 PM | Permalink

      Trust me, he won’t make it through the night!

  • Kathy
    March 4, 2011 - 1:14 PM | Permalink

    You come up with some of the craziest things, too hilarious!

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