Newt’s Confession: “I Committed Adultery For My Country”

In an interview with CBN yesterday, Newt “anti-Christ” Gingrich the yet to be announced Republican candidate and possible GOP front runner made a startling claim regarding his infidelity during his marriage to wife number 2 (he is up to 3 and counting). “There’s no question at times of my life, partially driven by how passionately I felt about this country, that I worked far too hard and things happened in my life that were not appropriate.” “I just love America so much.”

In an interview today Bill Clinton was furious with himself and was quoted as saying: “Damn!!! Thats good!! I wish I thought of that!!” Clinton is considering another run for the presidency now that Gingrich made it possible to run and still be a scoundrel. Politicians everywhere are expected to jump on this bandwagon and confess their improprieties and rumor has it that all of the candidates will partake in a reality game show with Dr Drew titled: “Candidate Confessions” where the candidate voicing the most sincere sounding confession gets to be president.

2 Comments

  • 1
    Dianne
    March 11, 2011 - 2:34 AM | Permalink

    Your Crazy.. I really can’t stand Gingrich..God save us if he is ever President!!! Just another cheating pig….

  • 2
    Mucho Groucho
    March 11, 2011 - 2:36 AM | Permalink

    Gingrich left his first wife while she was in the hospital recovering from uterine cancer. He personally delivered the divorce papers to her at he hospital.

    Then while his second wife was diagnosed with MS back in 1999, he was having the affair with his current wife, number 3.

    I hope for her sake she stays healthy. The affair to future wife number 3 was happening while he was trying to ruin Bill Clinton’s life and presidency over his affair with Monica Lewinski. I might vote for him for anti-christ just so we can get it all over with already but President? I don’t think so! If that happens, I’m moving to Mexico or Canada.

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