Earth is Valued at Over 5,000 Trillion Dollars!

Scientists have come up with a mathematical formula that valued our world at over five thousand trillion dollars! Upon hearing this figure, China immediately offered an insulting, lowball bid explaining that since 72 percent of the Earth is covered in water they should get a discount of at least that much and also because Iceland does not have very good “curb appeal”. They also deducted the amount owed to them by the United States and suggested that NASA make the necessary preparations for colonizing the moon as soon as possible. America has been handed an eviction notice by the world court but when the sheriff’s office came by to personally deliver it our government shut off all the lights in an effort to pretend that we were not home.

3 Comments

  • 1
    Carol Coote
    March 1, 2011 - 4:15 AM | Permalink

    I just fell off my couch (you owe me for my laptop) laughing so hard! I love that we got an eviction notice. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

    • 2
      Mucho Groucho
      March 1, 2011 - 4:18 AM | Permalink

      Hey!! Welcome and thanks!

  • 3
    Terri
    March 4, 2011 - 4:24 PM | Permalink

    You need a facebook share button. Love your sense of humour btw!!

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